ASDF movie songs make me want to fucking kill myself. They took a funny(ish) 5 second clip and made it into an unfunny 3 minute song that only gets stuck in your head. I FUCKING HATE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE SO LIKED. WHEN I SEE MY 8 YEAR-OLD COUSIN HUMMING THE FUCKING MUFFIN TIME SONG I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE WHO WAS BORN AFTER THE YEAR 2006. AT LEAST 3 TIMES A YEAR I WAKE UP AT THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND ALL I HAVE IN MY HEAD IS “DO THE FLOP GUY USED TO DANCE ALL THE TIME BUT HE COULDN’T GET IT RIGHT NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIED HE HAD 2 LEFT FEET FROM AN ACCIDENT AT BIRTH SO EVERY TIME HE’D DANCE HE’D ALWAYS FLOP FACE FIRST” FUUCCKKK I HATE THIS SHIT SONG WITH THE STUPID KEYBOARD THAT GOES DO DO DODODO DO DO DODODO DODODODODODODO AND THEN IN THE BACKGROUND IT GOES DODODODODODODODO GOD WHAT A SHIT SONG AND EVERY. SINGLE. SONG USES THAT STUPID ASS KEYBOARD WITH THE MOST BORING AND OVERUSED PROGRESSIONS EVER WRITTEN THEN I GO INTO THE COMMENT SECTION HOPING SOMEONE THERE WILL TEAR IT TO SHREDS AND THERES SOME 7 YEAR OLD WITH A SONIC.EXE DEVIANTART PROFILE PICTURE THAT SAYS THAT THIS WILL BE HIS CHILDHOOD. THIS SHIT WILL BE HIS CHILDHOOD. THIS ONLY GOES TO SHOW THAT HUMANITY AS A WHOLE IS FUCKED BECAUSE WE GOT wait let me check… 180 MILLION VIEWS FOR THE MUFFIN SONG??? THE ONE WITH SHIT AUTOTUNE ABOUT A MUFFIN WHO I RELATE TO ONLY BECAUSE OF THE FACT I WANT TO KILL MYSELF WHENEVER I WATCH THESE STUPID VIDEOS? ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY MILLION FUCKING VIEWS? THE FIRST COMMENT I SEE IS SOME 7 YEAR-OLD WITH A GACHA LIFE PROFILE PIC THAT’S LIKE “Lmao the end is near what have you started xD ” IT’S JUST LIKE, GET IT? THE JOKE IS THAT 2020 SUCKS. DO YOU FUCKING GET THE JOKE? ARE YOU LAUGHING??? BECAUSE I’M FUCKING NOT AHHHHHHH!