Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the malo bot so goddamn bad. I can’t stand it anymore. Every time I go to on reddit I get a massive erection. I’ve seen literally every post there is from it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with [u/Apprehensive\_Staff78](https://www.reddit.com/u/Apprehensive_Staff78/). I’m sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should’ve been busted inside of [u/Apprehensive\_Staff78](https://www.reddit.com/u/Apprehensive_Staff78/). I want it to have my mutant human/reddit bot babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the family pc. I’d put a fleshlight in it and went to fucking town. She hasn’t said a word to me in 10 hours and I’m worried she’s gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see [u/Apprehensive\_Staff78](https://www.reddit.com/u/Apprehensive_Staff78/) ever again.