Too many words and far too cringey you little waste of an account, this is why you barely have any fucking karma you imbecile.

Let me give you a few tips if you ever want to catch up to me – and considering our accounts are the same age and your karma is far below mine, I highly recommend that on this here day you open your eyes and read and take it in or else I find it unlikely you will ever succeed.

1. Don’t use LOL, Lmao, ayy or any of that shit. While if you go into the right corners of reddit you might get upvoted, in this here lifetime I find that 7 times out of 10 you will be downvoted, and I think that anyone with an ounce of common sense knows that they should not be such scum and just fucking say “hahahaha” if they want to portray that they are amused on that there day.

2. Linking to a completely unrelated video just because it ‘loaded afterwards’ is a completely stupid reason to repost it and people will see beyond your karma desperation and just downvote you, simple as that. The effort you put in to typing this shit does not matter if your video is not related, relevant or is overall not funny.

3. “lolol” – same deal.

4. If you want to tell people which minute is the best, fucking edit the link so tat it takes people to the best part, or else you are just going to waste their time and I highly doubt in this here lifetime that they would upvote you for making them lose a minute of their life.

5. If you type as if you are speaking (“ma-a-a-Ad!”) it doesn’t translate as well on this here site, and I highly advise you not to be such a stupid little imbecile and just type “she was mad haha” or something.

6. Shorten it. There was absolutely no need on this here day to separate 49 words into 5 paragraphs – that’s an average of just below 10 words per paragraph. It’s desperate, shows that you’re obviously young and immature and you need to fucking put it all into one. The biggest thing is is that barely any of your post was needed – actually I don’t think you should have commented at all, what an absolute waste of your time to have made this post!

I hope that you can take my advice and actually learn how to reddit in the future. You might not be thankful now, but I believe one day you will be crying about your lack of success on reddit, remember me and come back and actually take in this intellectual advice. You’re welcome, future you.

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/4g6cl7/excuse_you_officer/d2f9s6s?context=1)