So today, I decided to measure my cock, just to look and see, like every man does. I planned to report back to my dudes… For the boys, y’know? So I get a boner, and I measure it with a ruler from my mom’s desk drawer… and it’s too fucking big for anyone to believe me if I told them. I’m now having a moral crisis, because if I tell the bros about my huge cock, they won’t believe me. But momma didn’t raise a liar. So now I’m stuck between having a brosation with my guys about my huge fucking horse cock, or forever hiding in the third leg closet. How do I come about coping with the knowledge that I have a giant pulsing lightsaber dong?