You struggle to keep your hand steady as you battle yourself to keep it all together while sneaking up behind NoobMaster69 with your custom midnight-blue knife drawn. As you’re finally within striking distance, unbeknownst to you, so is the stealthy nekomimi in your house. The Hunter becomes the hunted. With ropes at the ready, the nimble catgirl restrains your hands and ties them up in one swift motion. This allows NoobMaster69 to escape with his puny life, still unaware of your just now bested stealth.

Irritated, you turn around to show your naughty neko your cantaloupe face. But you end up being surprised by the whip that she’s holding with her smol paws. And in turn, she greets your surprised face with her own Nagatoro face.

“What are you trying t-” ***SNAP***

She cuts you off by whipping the air just in front of you, the sonic boom breaks the continuum between your motor cortex and your soul, temporarily stunning your entire being.

Having silenced your ability to protest, she jumps into your laps and makes herself comfortable. Her soft warm body provides the only comfort in the dire situation that you’re now in. Her fluffy tail brushes into your face repeatedly, as if to rub salt on you.

Then finally, she gleefully picks up your controller. It is her turn to play, the game and you.