It’s in theatres now… coming this summer: Two brothers. In a Van. And then a Meteor hit… and they ran as fast as they could from giant cat monsters… and then a giant tornado came.. and that’s when things got.. knocked into 12th gear.

A Mexican.. armada shows up with weapons made from to-tomatoes and you better bet your bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business! IN! ALIEN… UH INVASION TOMATO MONSTER MEXICAN ARMADA BROTHERS WHO ARE JUST REGULAR BROTHERS RUNNING IN A VAN FROM A ASTEROID AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS the movie!

HOLD ON! There’s more! Old women are comin’ and they’re also in the movie and they’re gonna come and cross attack these two brothers, but let’s get back to the brothers because they’re-they’ve got a strong bond.. you don’t wanna know about it here, but I’ll tell ya one thing: THE MOON! it comes crashing into Earth and whaddya do then? it’s Two Brothers… and a.. and.. and they’re gonna.. it’s called Two Brothers. It’s just called Two Brothers.