I was playing LEGO Indiana Jones for the Nintendo Wii with my brother the other day, messing around and fighting each other instead of doing anything productive. It didn’t take long for me to realize that I was unable to injure my brother’s character, girl, while he could damage mine, guy. Hella suspicious, right? Today my brother was playing by himself and attacking the two following npcs, male and female. I walked in and realized that he was perfectly capable of damaging the male npc but not of the female in any way, aligning with the inequality in physical abuse policies of modern feminist movements. Thusly, I rest my case, Lego Indiana Jones for the Nintendo Wii has a secret political agenda supporting the third wave feminist movement. I won’t stand for this kind of corporate bias any longer. 😤