So the year is 1999. Star Wars 1 just came out and it was everywhere. As a garbage man in San Francisco in particular, I noticed a plethora of star wars themed trash. Nothing out of the ordinary, lots of toy boxes, plates and hats from kids birthdays, that kind of stuff. Well one day we’re on the routine early morning pick up and we come across what looks like a body wrapped in black trash bags and duct tape next to the dumpster of a local night club. Me and this other guy pick it up together kind of cautiously and realize it’s way too light to be an actual body and think it must be a mannequin or something. We unwrap it right there and realize holy shit! It’s a life size Darth Maul mannequin. Score! However I look at my buddy and he has a horrified look on his face and just stares at Maul’s Sith regions. There is a massive purple dildo glued to the front, and looks like they had drilled out a hole in his dark side buns to do their own trench run. And let’s just say some proton torpedoes had definitely been fired in it.