Letter of Notice

To whom it may concern, Good Afternoon! This is a letter of notice in response to some recent activities from a specific room. Please refrain from involving in thunderous intercourse past quiet hours. At approximately 11:05pm (Central Standard Time) on Sunday, October 6, 2019, deafening sexual activities were present in a room on this floor. The moans and slapping sounds echoed through the halls. This proved to be quite a severe hindrance to the academics of my peers and I. I will not disclose the location of the room as I firmly believe that this will not occur again and that this was only an aberration. Please understand that there is absolutely nothing personal in this letter as I am aware of how sometimes our hormones can get the better of us. As a representative of the Kowalke and Halverson community, I request for your future sexual endeavors to take place before quiet hours and in a more quiet manner. Failure to do so can and will result in the reporting of the incident to higher authorities.

Have a great rest of the week!

(based on [actual letter](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608398409380134914/631179726253195265/IMG_20191008_102246.jpg))