HEY BITCH DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANNA GO HARD. “For the last time NO!!” Screamed ZeroLenny™. Spilled whiskey flung from ZeroLenny™’s glass as he wound up his right hand for yet another slap. “But everyone wants to see it!!” Recoiled Impostor Lenny as he braced for yet another slap. Nearly 2 weeks ago Impostor Lenny had bought Sekiro for him and ZeroLenny™ to play, however upon returning home with the game ZeroLenny™ immediately went into a blind, drunken rage and is still refusing to calm down. “WE DO NOT PLAY THESE WEEBOO ASS GAMES!! IN FACT NO, I’LL SHOW YOU WHY!! PACK YOUR SHIT!!!!” ZeroLenny™ threw Impostor Lenny a strange envelope. Inside contained a plane ticket and a rather peculiar vial of red sand. Albeit strange, Impostor Lenny went along with this as he had nothing to lose. It was either this inane crazy shit, or slaps. The two arrived at the airport. Impostor Lenny had 2 suitcases packed to the brim full of travel and survival necessities while ZeroLenny™ sported the usual Tescos carrier bag full of bottles of double strength vodka. The two went to sit down and wait for their flight, both let out a comforting sigh as ZeroLenny™ murmured under his breath. “Lenny our flight leaves in 2 hours, would you like something from the McDonalds here?” “Oh that’s strangely kind of you!” Remarked Impostor Lenny “I’ll just have a Big Mac and Coke” “YOU WANT A LITTLE FUCKING UMBRELLA WITH YOUR PUFFS DRINK YOU COCK END” Snapped ZeroLenny™ as he roundhouse kicked Impostor Lenny unconscious. Impostor Lenny woke up on a strange, wild island. “Welcome to Spicy Town mother fucker.” snarled ZeroLenny™ as he struck up one of his cigars. Dense Jungles sprawled the horizon with treetops kissing the thick, looming fog which shrouded the entire island. Impostor Lenny was bewildered by the whole affair, but quickly gained his composure as he knew thing were about to get much worse. “Come on” sighed ZeroLenny™ as he stood up from the rock he was perched on “And try to keep up”. 6 hours passed as ZeroLenny™ led Impostor Lenny into the deepest parts of the jungle. It seemed that almost everything was trying to keep the two out of the jungle, even the air was turning into thick, heavy gulps. Suddenly, a clearing opened revealing a shimmering, silver pool alone in a bare grass field. ZeroLenny™ walked calmly over to the pool as if he had seen it many times before. “Look into the pool Lenny” spoke ZeroLenny™ “It reveals the future for any who gaze into it” Im postor Lenny walked up to the pool and gaze into it, lost in it utter shine. First he saw his reflection, then only himself, then nothing. From the nothingness, flames burst and the screams of thousands pierced Impostor Lenny’s head. Impostor Lenny instantly fell to the floor and was losing consciousness fast, as he shut his eyes he saw one thing, alone in the dark, stood an anime girl. Impostor Lenny woke up back at his Hawaiian resort with everything back the way it was. ZeroLenny™ was blasted out his head on his Homebrew “Spice Juice” while blasting Royal Blood because they’re a fucking jam. “Come on ZeroLenny™ Sekiro isn’t that weeby..” “oh wait you said sekiro? i thought you were vaguely saying “doki doki dragon dogmi kawaii adventi” yeah we can totally play sekiro” This video is what happened next. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 fam 😂😂 you’ve taken 🚻 that mf 👍👍👍like button👍👍👍 on three ⬆↗➡ dates 🏝🍱🚲 now… So 😐 why ❓❓ u ain’t ❌❌ SMASHIN🍆🍆THAT 👵🌽 MF 😂😂LIKE BUTTON 💯👌