I remember one time I covered my dick raw in maple syrup just so ants would crawl all over it I wanted to see how it felt one crawled into my dickhole and down my shaft and I never saw that ant again it was tickling the insides of my urethra and I think it reached my bladder one day I pissed out a ton of baby ants I think that ant laid eggs and now there may be a whole colony of ants living in my bladder and I know cuz I can feel them walking around tickling my flesh walls and I’m trying to get surgery but I’m too scared embarrassed and broke so now i don’t know what to do can one of u help me