Remember Catwoman? She’s sexy, right?”

“Yes Tom, she’s sexy”.

“Could we make our cats as sexy as Catwoman?”

“I’m not sure that would work, Tom. Catwoman is a woman who simply assumes feline characteristics, whereas the cats in Cats are literally cats.”

“I get it. It’s OK to want to have sex with Catwoman, because when she takes her clothes off she’s a naked human being. But it isn’t OK to want to have sex with a cat, because cats are already naked, and if they take their fur off then they’re just pulsating masses of blood and sinew?”

“Yes Tom, that’s exactly it.”

“Nah, screw it, let’s give them tits anyway.”