A couple hours ago, me (M41) and my wife (F43) got home from dropping our boys off at a camping trip and we were both pretty horny, so we decided to get it on. She’s a fan of foreplay, so I have to rile her up most of the time. I was ready to start right away, but I wanted her to enjoy it as much as I would, so I started eating her out. A bit of backstory; I’m a Destiny superfan. Honestly, Destiny kind of turns me on. So, when we have sex, sometimes I think of Destiny to get in the mood. So, while I was eating her out, I was thinking, “Capture the sync plates. Capture the sync plates.” Luckily, I was able to keep it to myself. Then, my wife started sucking me off just to get ready, and I accidentally moaned (very quietly), “That’s right baby… build the spire…” I don’t think she heard, so that isn’t the fuck-up. When it came time to start fucking, I bent her over and stuck my cock in her ass. She was loving it, but a few seconds later, I thought of the Vault of Glass again and instantly busted, hollering “FUCK IM CUMMING IN YOUR VAULT OF ASS”. My wife immediately got off and locked herself in the bathroom. She hasn’t come out and it’s been two hours. I think I can hear her crying.

EDIT: she’s on the phone now, still in the bathroom. I hope she’s not calling the cops

EDIT 2: not the cops, her sister. Came to pick her up. She called me a disgusting pig on the way out. Contemplating ending it all now