Hey guys! I just met my family after 13 years because I was spending time in a federal prison for the forgery and distribution of Albanian passports and dealing with the mafia

UPDATE They accidently let me go, they are now exiling me to Bosnia, I will never meet anyone that I have known, I grew up in Albania, I wish for Yugoslavia to return to glory, to annex Albania and commit monstrosities against government officials, High Ranking military members and THE ENTIRE FUCKING POLICE FORCE!!! GLORY TO YUGOSLAVIA!

UPDATE im going to fucking take out a TT-33 and shoot the bosnian chief of police in the head and yell a a pro yugoslavian reunification speech to the news camera and then shoot myself in the skull as a means to make a speech to the world about how shit the balkans are at the moment and how we need yugoslavia to come back and annex albania and commit monstrosities against government officials, High Ranking military members and EVERY SINGLE POLICE OFFICER!!! im so quirky

UPDATE I DID IT AND MANAGED TO FLEE TO VENEZUELA IM NOW HIDING IN A SMALL MOTEL IM HONESTLY SO FUCKING SCARED I HEAR SIRENS UPDATE I GOT INVOLVED WITH A GANG AND I ENDED UP SHOOTING A POLICE OFFICER BUT THE GANG DITCHED ME SO NOW IM JUST ON MY OWN RUNNING FROM MANY POLICE OFFICERS

UPDATE I expect to be imprisoned by the federal government of Venezuela within the next 3 weeks, pray for me

UPDATE I am being hung, this is my final message. Remember me. I hope Yugoslavia comes back. Glory to Yugoslavia.