You may think having big boobs is great, and it totally is… except in the summer, when it’s kind of the fucking worst. So here are the 9 reasons why having big boobs is the shittiest part of summer. Dressing yourself almost requires a degree in engineering. Spaghetti straps are too thin, but if you layer a tank top underneath, it kinda defeats the purpose right. I feel like I’m stuck in 2003. You can’t rock a trendy crop top, without showing an obscene amount of under boob. Finding a bikini top that fits, is basically impossible. So should I go with definitely too much padding, or definitely risking a nip slip. Plus, the second you step into the hot sun, your cleavage starts to sweat. It’s like having a third armpit. Tanning facedown is a nightmare, especially in pool chairs. But laying on your back, makes your boobs disappear. Water slides, and or anything with velocity is out of the question, because any sudden movements can cause your top to revolt. So basically, don’t move. Posting a selfie from the pool is a really bad idea, it just invites all the creeps to come out. You can’t even enjoy a simple ice cream cone without it turning into a porn shoot.