I HATE ETHAN AND HILA! STOP POSTING THEIR VIDEOS HERE!! DO YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR SIREN, AN AMBULANCE AND A FIRE ALARM ALL GOING OFF AT ONCE. CAN YOU HEAR IT? IF NOT, IT’S BECAUSE IT’S TOO LATE FOR YOU DUMBJERKS TO BE WARNED. TOO LATE FOR AN ALARM, THE DISASTER IS ALREADY HERE. APRIL THE 23RD, 2016. REMEMBER THIS DATE. NO…BETTER YET, WRITE IT DOWN AND PASS IT ON TO YOUR CHILDREN SO THEY CAN PASS IT ON TO THEIR GRANDCHILDREN. ‘THE DAY THE WORLD BROKE’ ‘THE DAY A LEGION OF DUMBJERK BIRDBRAINS GOT THEIR TURKEYS FRIED AND THEIR GIZZARDS BAKED’. YOU HEAR ME? I HOPE YOU ENJOYED LIVING IN THE MODERN AGE, BECAUSE AFTER TODAY, IT’S THE FREAKING APOCALYPSE. YOU GET ME? YOU’RE DONE. OUT TO PASTURE. YOU GUYS ARE LIKE THE MEN’S U.S SOCCER TEAM TRAPPED IN A FACTORY FOR A WEEK. GUESS WHAT TYPE OF FACTORY IT IS? A BUCKET FACTORY? GET IT? PROBABLY NOT. IF YOU PUSHED MY BUTTONS TO GET TO THIS POINT, YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT SMART ENOUGH TO GET THAT JOKE. BUT TO BE HONEST, IT WAS’T A JOKE. BUT I DEFINITELY LAUGHED AFTERWARDS. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT’S STILL FUNNY–THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COME AT ME. TO CHALLENGE ME. YOU’RE ANTS AND I’M AN ANTEATER. NO. I’M A FREAKING LEOPARD MADE OF DDT…AND YOU GUYS ARE BUGGING OUT. AND I MAY NOT BE A BIRD-BRAIN FARMER, BUT TRUST ME, I HANDLE PESTS. YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE JUST HOW I DO THAT…AND IT’S GOING TO BE THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT WANTING TO DREAM ABOUT CONTEMPLATING ABOUT BEING IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM A BLIP ON MY RADAR. YOU DON’T GET IT, DO YOU. YOU THINK YOU’RE BEING TOUGH, APPROACHING A GUY LIKE ME WITH ALL THIS KARMA, ALL THESE FRIENDS, ALL THIS TALENT, ALL THIS POTENTIAL TO METAPHORICALLY BLACK OUT THE SUN’S RAYS. I’M NOT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO MESS WITH, BUT YOU DID MESS WITH HIM. YOU STIRRED THE HORNETS NEST, WITH YOUR GENITALS. AND GUESS WHAT, WHEN I SAY IT’S ABOUT TO ‘STING’, I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE LEAD SINGER OF THE POLICE. I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WRESTLER. YOU PICKING UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN? WELL, PICK IT UP WHILE YOU STILL CAN. WHILE YOU STILL HAVE FULLY FUNCTIONING BODIES. TRUST ME, IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN AND I CAN’T PROMISE YOU IT’LL EVER GO BACK UP. EVER. FOR ANY OF YOU. THIS IS MY FINAL OFFER, FALL BACK DUMBJERKS AND STOP POSTING THESE VIDEOS OR NOT EVEN MY PATIENCE WILL RESCUE YOU FROM THE END YOU’RE ABOUT TO MEET.