You were in a bar, hooking up with fine looking ladies, in hopes of bringing one back to your bedroom and have a wild night. One of them offered some LSD but you didn’t see her face clearly thanks to the dim bar light, you took some anyways. But that wasn’t some good shit you expected, it was anesthetic. Before your eyes completely shut, that girl removed her wig, it was James Charles, and then you passed out.
Later that night, you woke up to see the security guard right in front of you. He said you passed out on the sofa over there and some gay guy kissed you. You thought to yourself that was better than getting your asshole extended. You went home, opened up some porn sites to “celebrate” a shitty night with no girls brought home.
When you were done thinking about how the night could’ve ended better, you looked at the screen. Oddly enough you’ve opened a gay porn video. You were gonna turn it off and go bleach your eyes up, but somehow your Lil Boy had stood up. The next thing you know is you were browsing more gay porn rather than the hot pornstars you’ve always fapped to. You feel weird asf, so you Googled about why you’re a straight guy but liking gay shit…
… And it opened up to an article about a failed lab experiment in which the carrier of the G-Virus escaped. Not sure about that virus yet you went into a forum where you found a number of guys described doing gay shits just like what you did before. When you were reading you accidentally clicked in his profile, and it goes straight into the profile page…
But that guy isn’t straight anymore, you saw tons and tons of gay shits, queer parades, the accursed Gay nation’s flag with 7 colors, gay rights shits, trap cosplays of himself.
Only then you realized how bad this G-Virus is. You clicked on all of their profiles, only to find EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS GOT THE GAY. THE G-VIRUS IS IN SHORT FOR THE GAY VIRUS. You went full panic mode, scouring the internet to look for a cure, but to no avail. For 20 mins of endlessly looking, you keep opening multiple tabs of gay porn and looking at them in short intervals, you feel a lot of stuff had gone wrong in your body.
Suddenly, James Charles barged in, he had stalked you on your way home and was just waiting outside the door.
“Hey sister, do you remember who I am?” – he asked.
“Wait, you’re the gay guy that drugged and kissed me at the bar! What the fuck are you doing in here?” – I replied.
“Did you read about the lab virus carrier that escaped honey? You know, the whole G-Virus thingy? It’s sooo trending on the internet now hun.” -He asked again.
“Wait, don’t you tell me that you’re the one who infected me with this G-Virus?”
“Bingo honey!” – he hysterically replied – “And not just that, I AM THE ESCAPED CARRIER, which means the gay (trans)formation in you is gonna be in a wink of an eye!”
“Wait, you are? HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FU-“
He wipped out his “guy”. I was mesmerized, I couldn’t say anything anymore. I have turned gay, that means I could protest for gay rights, go on queer parades, bear our legendary 7 colors flag, and best of all, have any guys I want!
Meanwhile, standing before the impending epidemic, Russia closes it’s border, reestablished Communism, changed it’s name back to the glorious USSR, Stalin and Lenin rised up from their graves, together, vowed to defeat James Charles and his new found gay monarchy all over the world, save the world from the 7-colors and unite it as the one, the only, the glorious USSR!