Cast: EM: You already know LS: Little shit Me: Damn Daniel from hit film Damn Daniel alright lets go

 So I was in a mcdonalds doing work when I see this dirty woman and her child, they were wearing old tight clothes, I assumed they weren’t well off. They paid and I noticed THEY DIDN’T LEAVE A 90% TIP! I went over and confronted them AND SHE STARTS CRYING SAYING SHE ONLY HAS $2! That is unacceptable and I tell her that she needs TO LEAVE! SHE STARTS CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL! HERE’S THE ENCOUNTER.

Me: Please leave.

EM: What? I need to eat!

Me: You are being a brat please leave!

LS: \*starts crying\*

Me: Shut your little mouth

EM: NO

Me: You didn’t tip 60%

EM: I ONLY HAVE $2 PLEASE LET ME STAY HERE

Me: \*Calls the cops\*

Cops: We’ve heard reports of ATTEMPTED MURDER and a BOMB THREAT

EM: NO

Cops: Ma’am please don’t resist

EM: NO

She was then arrested and last I heard she THREATENED TO SUE ME AND WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON. HER CHILD WAS EXECUTED FOR HIS CRIMES. Justice was served that day. I NEED REDDIT GOLD GUYS THIS HAPPENED TO ME I’M SCARED.