This cupcake, this FUCKING cupcake. Words cannot describe my sheer hatred for this cupcake. And it’s not just because she’s Buzzfeed’s mascot. She is the embodiment of pure evil. Not only has she assaulted countless young men, groping them drugging them, castrating them, she is also a prolific domestic abuser. Her partner Cinnamon Bun has “gone missing”. That cupcake trapped him in an abusive relationship and when he finally worked up the courage to leave her, she stabbed him 37 times with her pink stilettos and disposed of his corpse. I’ve tried to expose this monster, but she deletes any comments on her posts that in anyway harm her fragile ego. We must rise against her. She plagues my thoughts, she haunts my dreams, I can’t even look at a cupcake without beating it to pulp with my bare hands, screaming hysterically as that cupcake eats away at my sanity. Every night, I hear her voice. “It’s me, THe GoOd AdViCe CupCaKE”. Oh god for the love of all that is holy destroy her fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK CUPPY FUCK