PANTONE 15-0343, AKA COLOR OF THE YEAR 2017, AKA GREENERY, AKA DUMBASS STUPID ASS OFF-PRIMARY SCHOOL GREEN, NOT COMPLEX ENOUGH TO BE NATURAL AND NOT BRIGHT ENOUGH TO BE ARTIFICIAL, JUST THE GODDAMN DUMBEST COLOR, ALL “OOH LOOK AT ME I WON COLOR OF THE YEAR BECAUSE I GUESS A BLIND MONKEY THREW A DART AT A COLOR WHEEL AND HIT A REALLY REALLY SICK CAT’S PUKE INSTEAD” FUCKING BORING ASS GREEN GODDAMN. THAT GREEN THINKS FLOUR IS A SPICE. THAT GREEN WILL DEADASS STOP A CONVERSATION TO POINT OUT SOMEONE MISPRONOUNCED A WORD AND CORRECT THEM. THAT GREEN WILL NEVER BE CALLED A KAREN BECAUSE EVEN KARENS HAVE PERSONALITY. IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME I WOULD BLIND MYSELF IN 2016 SO I WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS FUCKING TASTELESS POLO-AND-SALMON-SHORTS-WEARING, DILUTED JUICE-DRINKING GREEN.