My schedule made it hard for me to reply in a timely manner. I happen to be a very busy man as a consequences of my high-level banking job, my crossfit navy SEAL training program, and my side-career as a rising Twitch Streamer. (Tweet Turtle Crew represent). So please excuse me, Mister ElementalUser.

Now, I’m not a nerd like the lot of you around here. I don’t know how to code MAC bans and whatever, but my IP is dynamic and I can buy just as many computers as I want. Hell, I pretty much have unlimited supply straight from my office, so keep the bans coming. I’ll pull through, as I always do. Don’t make me repeat myself: my main qualities as a rich and smart man is to have a lot of money and be intelligent. You can’t beat that.

Moreover, I have looked into the Trans-Atlantic cybertrade agreements (chapter IV, section 3.2) and what you are doing is illegal. As stated by the Interpol laws laid out in the aforementioned treaty, depriving citizens of their digital assets via enforcing rules not clearly stated in the ToS is punishable by a 2 to 10 years jail sentence. But lo and behold, I am the bad guy here. Go figure. At least I’m not the one omitting an IFF (International Federal Felony).

All in all, I used my superior intellect to out-wit your game’s mechanism and your ego is now damaged. As a result, you will now go to any length to find my accounts and ban them one-by-one… Whilst being totally oblivious to the fact that you’ve now grown into a little petty, patetik tyrant.

Oh well, I might have to end up buying your game and firing you myself, mister ElementalUser. See you at the office soon?