I started taking a massive s\*\*\* about 20 minutes ago. I just got finished now. There are a solid 3 snakes left in the bowl, as well as a few pellets and a few unidentified species of dung. I was wiping my ass pretty lackadaisical, not gonna lie. After about a solid 60 seconds of wiping my ass and not much results, I started to get physical with my ass. I got a few more pieces of toilet paper, and instead of just wiping, I shoved my whole hand up there and cleansed thoroughly. It got the job done, but I started bleeding profusely. I flushed the toilet with ease and ripped off my tshirt Hulk Hogan style. I then proceeded to rip part of the sleeves off and stick it up in between the seems of my buttocks. It stopped the bleeding pretty well. It’s still up there. How long should I keep it in?