This was by far the worse experience I have ever had at a high end restaurant. As i walked in to order some delicious food from my favorite chain restaurant Bojangles in the main dining area i saw the strangest and most scariest thing in my life. There was two midget luchadores fighting and using the furniture as weapons. At first i thought they were children but noticed that one of them had a full beard and a tattoo that said “El devorador de gallos”. After dodging a baby booster seat I finally made it into the line. There was a old lady in front of me arguing with the manager because she mistakenly had believed this was a Rite Aid and was demanding her medication. The police were called in and the old lady was shot 5 times in the back and dragged out. Now you’re probably asking why I didn’t leave then and I had been waiting in line for some of this scrumdiddlyumptious food for the past 2 hours and I wasn’t going to quit now. I finally was able to order.

Every time I would say something the person taking my order would reply with ‘Is that all for you?” in a very snarky condescending tone. I would say no and she would then reply with, “Oink Oink piggy wiggy.” The whole restaurant would then laugh at me. It took 10 minutes for her to finally take my order and after 45 minutes I finally received my food. I had ordered three packets of honey mustard and noticed they hadn’t give me a single one. Now if you know anything about me I need some sauce because my mouth is very dry and need some flavor. I walked back to the counter and informed the worker of their mistake. They then went and grabbed my food and came back to me and threw the tray of food at me. I had taken karate lessons for the past 12 years of my life and was easily able to dodge the tray but sadly it hit a young Filipino child behind me in line. It was his birthday.

The workers then proceeded to tackle me and throw me out of the restaurant by force. I thought it was over but on my way to my light green Kia Soul I noticed two workers presumably on their lunch break smoking doobies on my car. After trying to get in my car the two workers decided to jump me from behind and take my car on a Joyride. I only had a few hundred miles on that car at that point.

I decided to call it quits and just walk my way home. I tried to explain the situation to my wife’s boyfriend but he wouldn’t believe me and sent me to bed early. I don’t know if there’s anything I could do but this review seems like the right thing. If you do happen to get in contact with the workers that took my Kia Soul please tell them to return my limited edition Bakugan collection I had in the trunk.