I’ve tried, tried, tried

And I’ve tried even more

I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried

And I can’t recall what for

I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged

In hope of some success

But the inevitable fact is that

It never will impress


I’ve no more fucks to give

My fucks have runneth dry

I’ve tried to go fuck shopping

But there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give

Though more fucks I’ve tried to get

I’m over my fuck budget and

I’m now in fucking debt


I strive, strive, strive

To get everything done

I’ve played by all the rules

But I’ve very rarely won

I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed

Alas to no avail

I’ve run round like a moron

To unequivocally fail!


I’ve no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day

But they’ve upped and fucked off home

I’ve no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I’ve rallied my fuck army

But It’s been fucking defeated!


The effort has just not been worth

The time or the expense

I’ve exhausted all my energy

For minimal recompense

The complete lack of acknowledgement

Has now begun to gall

And I’ve come to realise that I

Don’t give a fuck at all!


I’ve no more fucks to give

My fucks have flown away

My fucks are now so fucked off

They’ve refused to fucking stay!

I’ve no more fucks to give

My fucks have gone insane

They’ve come back round and passed me

While they’re fucking off again!


I’ve no more fucks to give

My fucks have all dissolved

I’ve planned many projects

But my fucks won’t be involved

I’ve no more fucks to give

My fucks have all been spent

They’ve fucked off from the building

And I don’t know where they went!


I’ve no more fucks to give

I’ve no more fucks to give

I’ve no more fucks

I’ve no more fucks

I’ve no more fucks to give!