I hate when you get your feet wet at the beach and you gotta walk back to your shoes BUT THEN YOUR FEET ARE WET AND SAND STICKS TO YOUR FEET, AND THEN WHEN YOU PUT YOUR SHOES ON THERE’S SAND IN YOUR SHOES. SO WHEN YOU GO BACK TO THE WATER TO WASH THE SAND OFF YOUR FEET YOU’D USUALLY FORGET TO HOLD THE SHOES IN YOUR HAND, AND SO YOU GOTTA WALK BACK TO YOUR MF SHOES, PICK EM UP, WALK YO SANDY ASS FEET BACK TO THE WATER, WASH YOUR FEET, PUT YOUR SHOES ON, AND THEN CAREFULLY WALK BACK AND MAKE SURE YOU DON’T GET SAND IM YOUR SHOES AGAIN.