Alright bitch, I had enough. You think that just because I’m a nice guy you can walk all over me? Well, think again missy >:(! I used to think that you were the most gorgeous woman I had ever laid eyes on, I still do but your attitude Isn’t the best! I don’t understand why girls like you won’t date guys like me. I’m the type of guy that would do anything for you, even if I didn’t have the money for it. Want a necklace, I’ll take out a loan. Want a ring, I’ll take out a loan. Heck even if you said you wanted a car I’d take out a loan, I’m good for it. You’re probably like this because of some super cool douche bag named Chad. Chad hurt your heart but you kind of expected him to because Chad breaks every girl he lays his hands on’s heart but you thought that he would change for you because he told you that he cared and you thought he was treating you right but you guys would go to sleep together after a solid 4 minutes of hard pumping and grinding and you would wake up to a Chadless bed because its Saturday and Saturday is for the boys but this part doesn’t bother you because you understand that every man needs some space from their partners but Chad isn’t just hanging out with his boys popping open cold ones and sharing some brotein shakes and brojobs with brohan and brotholomew, he’s been going to bro bars. He’s not gay he just loves being around other high testosterone males, admiring masculine physique, and getting in touch with his inner spartan (spartans had gay orgies all the time and they are the peak of masculinity). After all this he would come home to you and tell you that he was just hanging with the boys for 18 hours straight and you are just forced to believe him because what else are you supposed to do, no one disagrees with chad and gets away with it.
Some men are like that but not me, I would never do something like that to hurt your heart I’m not like those others guys. But whatever If you didn’t have nice tits and a pretty face I would have never talked to you. HAVE FUN LEADING ON OTHER GUYS