Whoa whoa whoa. You can’t just march in here and attack the EU. To do this please fill in on official request for assault according to artickle 97 subsection c point two. Submit this request with seven official copies to our HQ to the departement of foreign relations, comitee for assaults, subcomitee for North America who will send your request to their office. Office will then within two weeks submit their proposal for the optimal specialit(s) to the subcomitte. It will then vote on the candidate and should it find him/her/other suitable the office may proceed to hire him/her/other. Together they will submit an offical statement to the subcomitte. Should the subcomitte require help it can hire an expert on the matter to provide his/her/other opinion. The subcomitte may elect to ignore his advice. Should a conscensus be reached it will submit it’s findings to the comitte which will hold a discussion. If the delegates agree that vote should be held, they will then get two weeks to read through the proposal to get familiar with it. Each delegatw may also request an expert to give him/her/other his/her/other opinion. If the comitee agrees during the vote through simple majority, the depatment will then hire twenty independent experts and research teams to evaluate the response they formulated. Once the astronomy department confirms the correct alignment of planets. These experts submit their findings. If by some miracle at least three of them agree on anything a series os rainbow unicorns are disected and their hearts used as paperweight for the message (only of course if the hearts follow the strict rules about the amount of cholesterol in blood as stated in directive 1569b, section 7, subsection 42, point 87q). This message is then send to the Europian Parliament who hold talks about the message and discuss any potential modifications. If they manage to reach a decision, the entire thing then goes to the European Council, because fuck you that’s why. And there it can be modified at will. However any decisicion made by the Council can be vetoed by the Parliament and returned back to the correct subcomitte.
Expect spme sort of answer in two to three years.