Ha, I’ve had sex. Unlike that sad obese neck beard, I’ve had many encounters with the opposite sex, models and actresses alike. People who cannot attract women are inferior and less intelligent. There is a reason some people will never reproduce. Survival of the fittest, I do MMA and I can lift 330lb while still being able to read books about quantum physics.

I have to go now, I’ve got a date with two lovely birds who cannot wait to to get on for a ride.😂 Chow!👌

Edit: Thank you for the silver kind stranger! You took my reddit virginity, Ill hit you up in 9 months or so!