I wake up in the morning to play some TFT, seems like fun, I log on load up and grab an Ashe with Cloak (HUGE START) I continue a little bit and manage to combine her cloak with a Sword and I get a spare rod to put on her (great items) then I get metabolic accelerator augment (this game is for sure a first)

Immediately, I press my reroll button, Ashe 2\*, I play a few rounds (which I win) and nearly get Rabadon (some player takes the rod from me) so I settle for a bow. After carousel I slam my rageblade on her and press my reroll button till 0 gold (no Ashe 3\*?!?!?!) at this point I am starting to tilt pretty hard.

That’s when my next fight starts and I try to focus (I need to cheer on my units for my mascot bonus to activate) but that’s when I notice the guy I’m fighting has a Jax 1\* with my rod! Tears fill my eyes as he starts killing my team but my Ashe perseveres and kills his Jax 1\* and I thought I had won at that point but all of a sudden an arrow came from across the board and killed my Ashe 2\* instantly killing my tactician It was an Ashe 1\*!!!!

He was griefing me!!!!!! I stand up and yell, I punch my monitor; I nearly break it. I scream and slam my head against the wall a few times. I go to my glue stash to calm down, dip my hands in the pot and lick my fingers clean of the yummy PVA glue. I huff it a couple of times too and that gives me an idea! I jump back on my pc as fast as I can and get into another tft game. This time I start sword WOKEGE I wait, patiently looking at my shop until I see it…

YUUMI!! I buy her and give her the sword. She kills all of my opponents in the first 3 rounds and people are flaming me in chat for playing her. I start to cry but then I huff some more glue and I stop caring. I tell them to “stay mad that I’m better” in game chat because I am. On carousel they leave me chain vest (BIG MISTAKE) I put it on my Yuumi and now she has edge of night, IT’S A 1ST!! I kill my next 3 opponents and get the Yuumi augment (I’m really strong now).

Suddenly I see the Jax player from before, his Jax has an ionic spark now and his Ashe is 2\* (he has no other units). Yuumi quickly snipes his Ashe, I laugh, but his Jax 1\* is so strong he keeps autoing and autoing and my Yuumi is losing! I scream and slurp some more glue and Yuumi gives me a thumbs up emote and disappears when her edge of night activates making it a tie.

At krugs I’m stressed out but I know I can win, I just need more glue to get ready. I finish the litre pot and I’m ready to kill those rocks they give me guardian angel! This time fighting Jax 1\* boy is it on! I equip Yuumi with the guardian angel and she snipes Ashe 2\* right away again. His Jax 1\* keeps autoing as I scream at my screen for enhanced mascot bonus and this time it doesn’t matter. He pops my guardian angel (Big Mistake) my Yuumi casts 14 times during guardian angel killing him instantly and I jump up for joy and relish in my easy victory!

In conclusion you should play Yuumi reroll because it’s the strongest comp in game and you can even beat Jax with rod!