Everyday when I come home all I want to do is have a nutritious bottle of shampoo. Unfortunately the packagers keep forgetting to add the calorie amounts on the back. Me being on a diet wants the best shampoo for consumption and is outraged that it is not included. I emailed the company about it and what did they do? They got the damn police to put me under house arrest! Lucky me though because I am homeless! I wish for a world where me and my future children can keep track of the calories they eat when eating a bottle of shampoo.