Would you suck off Ye? Real talk, because I would. I can list 50 reasons why I’d suck off Ye


And here they are

1. He is beautiful
2. He has the best discography of all time
3. He is the most influential artist of all time
4. He is the most influential clothing and shoe designer of all time
5. He has a lot of money
6. He is genuinely funny
7. He could probably let me listen to some of his unfinished tracks after I do what I need to do
8. He has stuck his yeenus in some very beautiful women, therefore if I do it, by effect, I will be tasting the most beautiful women’s vayeenus
9. Ye is of African American descent, therefore his yeenus must be big
10. Ye is lonely in these tumultuous times of his marriage
11. Ye needs someone to be there for him
12. Ye needs me
13. I need ye (in my mouth)
14. Ye’s is such a Jeen-Yuhs that his source must contain at least 300 IQ points
15. By tasting his yeenus and his source I will be able to expand my mind to lengths I never thought were possible
16. I could probably do it better than any of his exes – Kim included (no 🧢)
17. Ye could take me out on a luxurious date before that because he’s such a gentleman (he never hit a woman never in his life)
18. Ye could spill the tea about anything that’s been going on in his life after we’re done
19. He could also spill the tea on past things the public is not supposed to know ever
20. Ye would take a shower before letting me do it (see breakfast club interview)
21. Ye is already funny on his own, imagine what he’d say if I did it, that would be gut busting (not in that way, unless he’d want to)
22. Ye could serenade me with his rhythmic humming and voice as I drain his source.
23. I could walk out of that situation with a fresh pair of Yeezys that y’all wouldn’t be able to cop in the within the next 3-4 months
24. I could walk out with a stem player as well
25. I could be first person to give him cbt. He’ll either enjoy it or I won’t be alive to tell the tale
26. Free protein
27. Free workout for my arms (Yeah, I might need both of them)
28. Ye is a dom, he could easily handle me
29. Ye is so unexpected and sporadic. It’ll be interesting and fun
30. I’ll be able to answer the question (cut or uncut)
31. He could slap me with yeenus, so hard that I’d be able to see the future and come back all at the same time
32. I can own the title of #1 Kanye dickrider (sorry prodbyzaqq)
33. I could make fish stick jokes, see if he’d laugh or kill me
34. I’d be the few people to truly be able to see his third eye in action
35. Ye is definitely a lights on type of person, I’d be able to see the yeenus in all of its full glory
36. The yeenus is most likely it’s own entity with it’s independent thought and personality because Ye is built like that
37. Ye’s source might be an elixir that could replace other energy sources like electricity and gas
38. If the yeenus decides to release Ye’s source into my eyes I’ll be able to get a glimpse to the outer reaches of the galaxy, multiverses beyond the scope of human comprehension
39. Ye could expand the yeenus and absorb me like Cell from DBZ. The fact that there are no public statements denouncing this proves this might be true
40. Ye is rich, he eats healthy because he can afford luxury food and groceries. Therefore, if I eat the source I could be eating nutrients that could last me a lifetime and enrich my food pallet
41. Ye’s source is said to be so powerful that it could impregnate you even if you only gave him head and are a man. I could potentially bare Kanye’s new child
42. Unlike other humans, Ye’s pee is actually stored in the balls. If Ye wanted to pee in mouth I could drinking the elixir of immortality and power. After all, no one man should have all that power
43. It is said that Ye lets out a loud scream when he releases the source (listen to Follow God and Yikes as examples). I will be able to hear the scream in it’s full glory
44. It is said that the goose that laid golden eggs was not a fairytale, rather a prophecy. Ye’s kinder eggs could potentially be the hidden golden eggs
45. Ye will finally realize there’s nothing that would make him feel better than some head on a Sunday afternoon
46. There’s a possibility that Ye does not in fact posses a yeenus but a vayeenus. The fact that there are no public statements denouncing this proves this might be true
47. I’ve seen a lot of BLACKED videos so I’m trained for this
48. I could get a taste of Ye’s lustrous kinder egg hair
49. I’ve been calling Ye’s balls kinder eggs because you never know what surprise may lie inside them
50. They say Ye can expand his kinder egg sack to a massive size. He could warm me up like a blanket