Dead serious. My mother caught me jerking it to Trump parody porn (yes it exists). She’s threatening to kick me out. I just had to move back home (I moved to swedecuck land like a moron to be with my partner but they turned out to be a globalist liberal blue haired moron) and I’m so embarrassed. I feel like a failure for so many reasons

and then today I’m just trying to get off. Something about bating to the most taboo shit just gets me off. It was a parody of Trump fucking an ICE agent while a woman facing deportation looks on in horror. I was watching it on Apple TV in the living room, mom wasn’t supposed to be home til after 5pm

she barges in early af. I had noise canceling headphones in and my eyes closed. I woke up as I was…finishing and locked eyes with her. She screamed, audibly screamed and told me to pack my bags. I don’t even know where to go. Could crash at a friend’s but I’m so embarrassed I can’t even explain why I was kicked out.

Tl;dr I think I need Jesus.