I FUCKING HATE THE MARIO MOVIE
ITS SO FUCKING GARBAGE
HOLY SHIT IM SO FUCKING DONE WITH PEOPLE SAYING ITS GOOD
ITS NOT IT FUCKING SUCKS
PEACHES? ITS A SHIT TIK TOK BAIT SONG
GAY KAMEK? WHO THE FUCK ASKED
OH WOW IM SO HAPPY THEY ADDED A BUNCH OF SHIT IN BROOKLYN WOAH!!?? FUNNY HIJINKS??
|ITS SO SHIT IM A MARIO FAN AND I STILL THINK IT FUCKING SUCKS
BUT NOOOOOO CAUSE IT REFERENCES THE PLUMBER ITS ACTUALLY A GOOD MOVIE
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE IT
AUUAGHAGHAHGAHG
DUMB FUCKING BASTARD DONKEY COCK
HOW IN THE FLYING FUCK DOES HE USE A FIRE FLOWER?
THE HELL? WHATS STOPPING THEM FROM JUST SENDING THE ARMY TO THE FIELD FROM EARLIER?
GOD AND THAT STUPID FUCKING POWER STAR
WHY THE FUCK DID BOWSER EVEN GET THE FUCKING THING? HE LEGIT USED IT 0 TIMES AND THE ONLY TIME IT WAS USED WAS BY THE TWIN FUCKTARDS
AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE SOUNDTRACK?
TAKE ON ME!!!£>!£%>!£%>£% WHAT THE FUCK? WHEN WAS THAT EVEN ONCE IN A MARIO GAME? IT DOESNT EVEN FUCKING LEIMOTIF AT ALL ITS JUST SHOEHORNED IN FOR NO FUCKING REASON BECAUSE WE NEED THAT 80s NOSTALGIA
THUNDERSTRUCK? AGAIN HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FIT? IT JUST ENDS UP SOUNDING SHIT
AND THEN…. THEN!! WE GET TO LUIGI
HOOO HOO HA HA!! HES A COWARD AND DOES NOTHING THE ENTIRE MOVIE?!?!? GOD WHAT THE FUCK? HOW DID THEY BUTCHER IT THAT BADLY? IN THE MANSION GAMES HE FUCKING GOES DOOM ETERNAL ON THERE ASSES HOW THE HELL DID THEY NERF HIM SO BADLY
“B- BUT SIR???? CHIS PRA-” I DONT GIVE A SHIT! YOU CAN TRY MAKE A BUNCH OF MEMES TO COVER UP THE SHIT STAIN BUT THERES STILL A SHIT STAIN AND IT FUCKING REEKS
“OH B-B- TOAD WAS FUNN-\* I DIDNT EVEN LAUGH FUCKING ONCE IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE, I JUST WANTED TO BLOW MY GOD DAMN BRAINS OUT
AND THE FUCKING GOOMBAS? WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!?!? DID THEY GO FUCKING EXTINCT? THEY DO DEAD ASS NOTHING THE WHOLE MOVIE
AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT BOWSERS PLAN THEN HES A IDIOT HE COULDA JUST ROLLED UP TO THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM OUT OF NOWHERE ONE DAY AND THEN SAID TO PEACH “HEY BITCH MARRY ME OR YOUR FUCKING KINGDOM IS TORCHED” THE HELLS SHE GONNA DO? THATS RIGHT FUCKING NOTHING BUT NOOOOO THE WRITERS WANT YOU TO TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF OR ELSE YOU WILL REALISE HOW STUPID IT IS
ANYWAYS THE MOVIE FUCKING SUCKS IM TIRED OF PEOPLE SUCKING IT OFF AND ITS A DISGRACE