Everywhere I go, liberal women throw themselves at me, even when I mention my hot blonde accountant wife.
“She does not need to know.”

Then I mention how much I love how our President is performing and MAGA is how we all need to be.

Their face drops and get red faced and angry. “But you look like Keanu! How can you like that racist asshole!?!?”

I just smirk at them and walk away.

John Wick 3 is coming out and my wife is already saying things like, “If you start wearing black suits for no reason, we are going to have a problem.”

She never means it, we make love every other day.