You all might think this is funny, but incest isn’t a joke. I was in the kitchen a few days ago fixing breakfast for my dad and as usual it’s sweltering hot. So I’m standing over the stove dying when I get the bright idea to just take off all my clothes. I figured no one was up so why not. Anyway I’m frying the bacon and grease keeps popping up and splattering all over my hairy chest and down my happy trail. So I grab this frilly little pink apron my mom wears sometimes and put it on. I felt silly, but at the same time I kinda liked it. So I’m bent over the stove when suddenly I feel the string from the apron slowly start untying and feel hands wrapping around my waist. I turned around just in time to see my dad maneuvering behind me. He must’ve still been asleep and thought I was mom cause all of a sudden I felt his big throbbing boner pushing at the entrance of my puckered little sticky butthole. Before I could speak, he plunged his fatherly cock deep into my rectum. I don’t know how long he pounded my hairy ass. The clocked seemed to go in every direction. Finally I felt his body quiver as he spurted molten hot jizz up my anal cavity. When he finished, he grabbed a napkin from the dinner table and wiped himself off, then sat down and told me we needed to talk about my grades. That’s when I noticed the bacon was burnt. I guess sometimes you just can’t win.