Honestly I hate this sub, but I needed to get
this out. I hate the “doggo woofer pupper” shit
so fucking much it’s insane. I see it and I feel
like flying into a Satanic rage. It’s so stupid and
I don’t understand why grown adults want to
speak like literal toddlers.

Every god damn Askreddit thread that says
“What’s something that the opposite gender
does that’s a turn off”, people are like “hnnn I
hate baby talk it’s so gross brrrrr” and then
turn around and spew shit like “awww lookit the
FLOOFER DOGGO BOYO doin a HECKIN TAIL WAG
i wanna BOOP THE SNOOT haha HENLO FREN”.
Holy shit it makes me want to stab something.

It’s just the same old “LUL I’M SO RANDOM!!!” and
“I can haz cheezeburger??” that people laugh at
now even though it’s exactly as fucking cringey
as this doggo shit. I fucking guarantee you in 2
years people will look back and go “what the fuck
were we thinking, speaking like toddlers that had
their head bashed in with a hammer?”

Fuck, I swear to god whenever I see this
stupid hivemind unoriginal bullshit I turn into a fucking black hole. SPEAK LIKE AN ACTUAL
HUMAN ADULT. GOD DAMNIT I’M SO MAD I’M
MELTING FUCK HELP ME I’M SHRINKING, FUCKING MELTING.
^(FUCK, NO, HELP, I’M SHRINKING, I’M SHRINKING
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)