Fuck you. Fuck you and everything you stand for. Water is fucking god’a gift to man. God made Adam and Adam was like, “Shit man, I’m thirsty and I don’t even know what thirsty means.” So god created piss fetishes so he could take giant fucking leak in Adam’s mouth WITH CONSENT!!! Then Adam was like, “damn that was delicious, give me more Daddy” (capitalized ‘D’ because it’s fucking GOD you fucker.) So in return God fucking pissed in a giant ass hole and filled it with piss, Adam called that shit the “Ocean.” Then God got real kinky and made fucking bitch ass women just so he could watch Adam and Eve fuck then drink his piss from the ocean when they finished because they were fucking tired from fucking. Now that piss does some shit called the water cycle and the planet is getting warmer so the humidity is going up and all gods piss is evaporating in to the atmosphere. Didn’t think we’d fuck the earth this hard, now did you GOD?!? So there’s fucking kids in Africa with this perverted piss fetish just begging for god to piss in their mouths, but God is saying, nah they black. So we have to have the fucking president of the United States of God Fucking America strap water bottles to his chest and jump out of a plane like a fucking terrorist just to deliver piss to the fucking kids. Some dip shit tried to help, but he fucking blew up the plane because a god damn tower got in the way. Now I can’t fucking bring more than a shots worth of God piss on a plane without security tackling me. THANKS OBAMA!!!!