Fun activity ideas for your sexual partner:
Buy them a glass horse dildo, then when they’re using it and they least expect it, come into the room clad in bdsm gear playing a trumpet as loud as you can as you begin to slowly raise the pitch until you reach the resonating frequency of the dildo, watch as your partner’s anal cavity implodes around the sharp shards of glass, a sexy sadistic suprise sure to make anyone instantly wet! Make sure to force them to lap up the puddle of blood, make good use of that trumpet as you force your slut to lap up the very sign of their mortality; who needs whippings when you can have fatal hearing loss!