My appendix bursted and i was supposed to go to a different hospital and have surgery immediately but they just told me there is a new method where i have to take some antibiotics and then go to school with a pick line in and instead of letting me go to the other hospital they gave me a shit ton of morphine and brought me to the second floor and apparently when you get there you are admitted and can’t leave. Having a pick line sounds pretty emo to me like this little iv that goes to the tip of your heart like shut up pete wentz….

I hate mondays
Pookey, cover me. I’m going in. Sleeping beauty, wake up.
You can stop dreaming about me, because I’m here now.
Just wake up
You’ve got work to do.
You’re not just my owner… you’re my primary care giver
Not now, Garfield
Alright, cut the sweet… easy now.
Trying to cuddle with me, huh? Trying to avoid your duties, huh?
Well that just ain’t gonna fly!
See, I’m doing my exercise,
doing my job.
Just one quick CANNONBALL
– Good morning
– Garfield!

OK, I think you’re clean enough now.Got your towel right here.
No, Garfield!

It’s liver flavoured.
MMM Delicious.
Ugh, Liver!
Actually, it’s liver ‘flavoured’.
That was good breakfast.
Now I think I’ll fall off the Catkins diet and get myself a little high fat chaser.

Garfield,
look, the milk truck!
Oh, thatta boy Nermal.
The milk truck comes every day.
Maybe not today.
Maybe it’s changing routes?
Maybe this will be the last we’ll ever see of him?
We’re cats, we like milk.
Let’s go for it.
– No.
– But…
But nothing. I don’t leave the
cul-de-sac for anything.
Out there it’s a hornet’s nest of trouble.
Bad things happen out there, so I
don’t go out there.
Besides, I’ve found, if you wait long
enough.
Everything comes to you.

Here come the milk man.
Here come the milk man.
Hey, Nermal.
Let’s play Astronaut again today.
– Yeah?
– Yeah, I love that game
You’re such a brave little Astronaut
– Alright
Prepare to jump into your spaceship, Commander Nermal.
Whoa, whoa!
What about the milk?
Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?
We’ve got a secret mission today.
– Yeah?
You’ll be exploring the Milky Way.
I get the chills when you jump in
your little spacecraft.
The nation thanks you.
Prepare to blast off!
Three, two, one!
Bon Voyage!
Look at me go!
Don’t look down!
– Come to papa, baby
– I can see everything up here
I can see my house!
Got Milk?
I can see the whole neighbourhood!
Well that’s nice.
That’s very nice.
Hey, another milk truck!
Ooh, and that is even nicer.
I can see a whole…
Mission accomplished, Nermal
Whoa, Garfield. Do it again!

Where did everybody go?
You’re on the wrong side of the
street,
Fat Cat… beat it!
And you Luca are on the wrong side
of the evolutionary curve.
Ok, that’s it.
You’re gonna get it good today
I make a point to get it good every day.
The real question is, Luca:
How shall I outwit you this time?
– With simple maths?
– I know how to spell.
or shall I distract you with
something shiny?
Now you’re making fun of me. I hope so, you’re no fun to look at.
You’ll never get the best of me….
I think I just did.
Not the ducks again.
Jump back!
And kiss my skin.
If I ever get off this chain,
you’re going down.
Everybody back up!
I don’t know how wild this thing’s
gonna get.
I love the smell of cinnamon apple
in the morning.
– Smells like victory.
– I hate this fat cat. ..

Now it’s the second day after spending all of yesterday stroking out and watching mission impossible. I don’t know what’s going on but they gave me some stomach shit that’s pretty much the equivalent of tums and i’m seriously having 11/10 pain right now. They might have given me morphine but they aren’t really clear about it, I’m just sitting here not moving and feeling like i’m about to give birth. I don’t know if i’m going to die if i don’t have surgery asap because i literally have the worst pain. The morphine isn’t making me feel better. They keep talking to me like i’m a baby. The tv doesn’t have any of the garfield movies. I keep looking up shit about appendix surgery and you are supposed to have that shit quick. I haven’t even met my doctor yet. Morphine makes me feel so sick i just want to be back in school with my friends. I had a 104 fever yesterday i’m so scared. This random nurse came in and said “you have a gross puss baby in your stomach” and it’s all i can think about. The appendix really looks like an alien baby. I haven’t been given food or water but they said i can eat and drink. I’m waiting to get some water in my iv before i get a mega migraine. I just want some applesauce. I can’t even think straight the pain is so crazy. I need to live so i can make it to the butze breakfast. It’s the feast of days and you can’t miss it. It’s the end of lore. The lore to life. I don’t even reddit bro. Someone come take my appendix xoxo, gossip girl