This is basically me (Pinballr8) explaining to my friend why Captain Falcon is black.


Pinballr8 (10:18:08 PM): falcon is a G
SedaCynic (10:18:17 PM): O G
Pinballr8 (10:18:45 PM): yup
Pinballr8 (10:20:03 PM): i love falcon, he’s basically a black guy
Pinballr8 (10:20:52 PM): think about it, he always yells when he talks. his combos are hella flashy and contain lots of excessive movement, and he talks alot of \*\*\*\* when he taunts
SedaCynic (10:21:04 PM): HAH
Pinballr8 (10:21:36 PM): he super boistrous
Pinballr8 (10:21:44 PM): and the blue falcon is basically a cadillac
Pinballr8 (10:22:31 PM): and… havent you noticed that only black people can get away with wearing sunglasses no matter what the weather is?
SedaCynic (10:22:53 PM): big ones the size of his visor too
Pinballr8 (10:22:57 PM): yup
SedaCynic (10:22:59 PM): huh
SedaCynic (10:23:01 PM): interesting
SedaCynic (10:23:10 PM): take that one to smashboards lol
Pinballr8 (10:23:14 PM): seriously
Pinballr8 (10:24:01 PM): and think about this, ONE shoulder pad? that means its something functional turned into an accesory. now wut race of people are known for that?
SedaCynic (10:24:34 PM): the same ones that turned tooth-caps into an accessory
Pinballr8 (10:24:41 PM): exactly
Pinballr8 (10:25:13 PM): and he’s extremely materialistic
Pinballr8 (10:25:36 PM): wut white person you know would spend their hard earned money on a MOVEABLE race track
Pinballr8 (10:25:48 PM): face it man Captain Falcon is a \*\*\*\*\*
SedaCynic (10:26:06 PM): get a major in Super Smash Bros.
SedaCynic (10:26:12 PM): you’ve got your thesis right there
Pinballr8 (10:26:14 PM): hahaha
Pinballr8 (10:26:31 PM): i think im gonna post this on smashboards tonight
SedaCynic (10:26:35 PM): do it
Pinballr8 (10:26:50 PM): oh yea, he got so fast by running from the husbands of all the white women he \*\*\*\*ed
SedaCynic (10:26:57 PM): PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
SedaCynic (10:26:58 PM): ROFL