About 30 to 45 minutes ago I had this RAGING erection. Like good fucking LORD this was different. Empire State building ain’t got shit on this length, girth, and firmness. So me being the absolute genius problem solver I am, I decide to get to work with the ol trusty handshake. So I’m in my room, door locked, headphones in, perfect prime setup. And then it happens. I can’t find the perfect video. Not even a picture. And I’m just here shocked and frozen in place. Am I really gonna let this one go? This is the pinnacle of all boners. I gotta let it off. Now you’re probably thinking that if I;m boasting about size, I should have a girl around or something. WRONG. Rub that in my face why don’t ya? Anyways I’m on the verge of insanity and then it hits me- Big black booty hoes. I do a general search and even the preview alone is perfect. Had to bookmark the page. And as I click it, the power goes out. I am on the brink of blind rage and tears. But then I realized what I had to do… I had… to REMEMBER. Well long story short the doctor says I can’t walk for the next 5 days so how was everyone else’s day?