OI!

WHAT THE FOOK ARE YA FUCKEN TRYING TO SAY?

YER COMMENT IS TOO FOOKIN LONG FOR ME TO FOOKIN READ!

THIS AIN’T A FOOKIN ESSAY COMPETITION, YA FOOKIN KNOB!

IF IT AIN’T 10 LE’ERS OR SHORTER, I AINT FOOKIN READING IT!

NOW FOOK OFF AND FIX IT.