**Lemme tell you how.**

Your Mom told me that if I came over and fulfilled **any** fantasy that she wanted, she would bless me with 13,000 dollars cash.

She told me to… put on a blindfold, lay down in the tub, turn on the water, whatever temperature I wanted. I said “Alright!” Did it…

Next thing you know I’m just getting **shitted on,** I’m just… feeling hot globs of dookie all over me I’m like- “**AGGH, ECCHCHCH, UPDKHGPE**\-” but afte- after the shits done on me I just feel like wads of cash being thrown on me, so I showered and left bitch ass nigga.

**So yeah I did get shitted on. Get that ass banned, you’ll never speak in my shit again.**