Until I was in my 40s, I only pooped once a week, sometimes once every two weeks. Now I poop every two or three days, usually, but sometimes as often as once a day.


I’m vegetarian with a lot of bulk in my diet, and sometimes after two weeks without a bowel movement I’d literally fill the toilet bowl right to the top. I had to pinch it off and flush multiple times to keep from overflowing.


Worst were when it got really hard and it was like shitting out beer cans that actually shook the toilet with a \*clunk\* when they splashed down, and I’d have to break up with the toilet brush to avoid clogging the toilet.