Dearest Doary,

As you may have heard through the bush, the deadly corona virus has been spreading much faster than anticipated. The people here are ill and lie dying in the streets. I am doing everything I can to avoid this demonly plague, yet I fear I may soon fall to this illness.

Yesterday I drank a 6 pack of corona light, to immune myself to the corona virus. The light version has a weakened version of the strain. To ensure my immune system would be ready, I drank a 24 pack of modelo before hand. This creates antibodies to learn how to fight the disease.

I feel as though death has his cold grasp around me, and fear I may have acted to late. I lie in my bed, unable to leave. Continual vomiting until nothing but dry heaving. This must be the work of the corona virus. My only choice is to continue this practice for 30 days. 30 beers a day, for 30 days in order to fully immunize myself from this virus.

God give be strength in the consumption of 900 beers.