By u/Necorus
I saw the sweetest M’Lady any lad had ever laid eyes upon.
Walking her doggo through the dark grimy park, alone, not a man around to protect her.
Helpless as she seemed, I, the supreme gentlelad strolled over.
Tip of the fedora as I force a pet on a strangers dog.
As uncomfortable as the fair maiden seemed I thought it only just of me.
To quickly study and memorize by heart.
M’Ladys cellular phone number written so small on doggos collar.
Today I broke courage to text her.
Maybe next day over I can will myself to call her.
Slut. Bitch. Whore. For the rejection she has forced a niceguy like me through.
Death and despair to her and doggo.
Back to mother’s dungeon I go.