By u/Necorus

I saw the sweetest M’Lady any lad had ever laid eyes upon.

Walking her doggo through the dark grimy park, alone, not a man around to protect her.

Helpless as she seemed, I, the supreme gentlelad strolled over.

Tip of the fedora as I force a pet on a strangers dog.

As uncomfortable as the fair maiden seemed I thought it only just of me.

To quickly study and memorize by heart.

M’Ladys cellular phone number written so small on doggos collar.

Today I broke courage to text her.

Maybe next day over I can will myself to call her.

Slut. Bitch. Whore. For the rejection she has forced a niceguy like me through.

Death and despair to her and doggo.

Back to mother’s dungeon I go.