Title: Something about having sex since that is the only thing that gets upvotes in this sub. Example: JUST GOT FINISHED HAVING SEX WITH A TREE TRUNK
Now onto the copypasta
You generally want to make it weird so include some emojis but don’t go overboard, this isn’t r/emojipasta
Start off and get straight to the point. Say something like: So i just got done ✅ having sex🤫🥰with a 🌲 🌳 trunk ➡️🌴
From there you can go into details following the format above.
My hard throbbing cock🍆💦felt so natural🌝inside the rigid and dark tree trunk hole⚫️.