Title: Something about having sex since that is the only thing that gets upvotes in this sub. Example: JUST GOT FINISHED HAVING SEX WITH A TREE TRUNK

Now onto the copypasta

You generally want to make it weird so include some emojis but don’t go overboard, this isn’t r/emojipasta

Start off and get straight to the point. Say something like: So i just got done ✅ having sex🤫🥰with a 🌲 🌳 trunk ➡️🌴

From there you can go into details following the format above.

My hard throbbing cock🍆💦felt so natural🌝inside the rigid and dark tree trunk hole⚫️.