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This will be my first and last review on this godforsaken site. This review will contain spoilers (obviously) but it doesn’t matter because you shouldn’t fucking waste your time with this. I don’t know how many drugs the directors or producers were on when they approved of this flaming piece of shit garbage but as soon as I finished Happy Sugar Life it just… spoke volumes. First, let’s start with the story. If you don’t know how I feel about it already, IT’S SHIT.
They introduce us to a lovely view of an apartment complex on fire, panning to the main characters which consists of a cute pink-haired girl, looks like she goes to high school or something, y’ know, the typical. And a goddamn, I don’t know how to explain this while dancing around it so I’ll say it outright, A FUCKING TODDLER. Pink haired bitch spouts some bullshit over how she doesn’t know what love is, who cares and then this 8-year-old girl she was holding pushes her off the burning building and end of the epilogue. Transition and you’re thrown into presumably the past before someone commits arson and you’re holding a child. This highschooler, Satou, being asked out by some background character. Obviously, she rejects him cause she’s better than anyone else, obviously, she’s the main character how could she ever be near those peasants. She’s called down by a friend and or coworker (you don’t know by that point) and she heads to work with her. Same bullshit about love comes up again, this friend asks why she rejects everyone they come in contact with and she responds with “because she already have a ‘love’ at home” which in your mind you’re just like “Oh man! Hope it isn’t that toddler she was holding earlier haha! (spoilers: it is)”. Dumb work montage. Whatever. She heads home and she is just tackled by this child. At first, you gather context clues. Earlier she stated that she was living with her aunt, maybe she’s her little cousin? Which rules out completely because uh hello where’s the aunt??? Maybe, This is a very tragic story where something bad happened and that’s her child? No, couldn’t be because she would have probably mentioned it by now, right? Before you think “Oh little sister!”, This show doesn’t waste any time in showing them kiss. Now you know what this is. Something that will definitely get you in jail. A. Goddamn. Eight. Year. Old. Kissing. A. Highschooler. They’re not related in any way. I tried denying it since I saw them kiss. It only got worse from there. What makes it worse is that they kissed. While reciting wedding vows. What the fuck. Anyway. The rest of the episode is her being treated badly by this boss of hers because she wants to work for this kid, she snaps whatever, get this guy she was working with out of this boss’s closet because she was definitely doing illegal stuff to him and apparently scares her enough to fuck off and give her money. I don’t remember very well going on top of my head so I’ll just talk about what else I remember. This goes on for like 2 episodes. She goes home. Commits an actual crime by being in love with a fucking child. Goes to school. She finds out her teacher obsessed with her. Somehow scares him enough for him to do her bidding because she’s so intimidating and she’s doing this for her child lover. Shit like that. The usual. Find out she murdered someone or just multiple people? Like it was supposed to phase the viewer. Wow! I’m sorry I’m just gonna break character and say what the fuck why do people like this anime. Why is it rated to highly. It’s so fucking bad. What the fuck. So predictable in every way. And very fucking disgusting lol. Anyway. I’ve only grown tired writing this out. The same coworker Satou saved turns out to be a fucking pedo as well and Is in love with this toddler too because she helped him get out of this traumatizing state he was in since he was basically assaulted by his boss. He only found out about her because Shio, the toddler, has an older brother who is looking for her. For some reason, he just didn’t go to the police to report her missing because fuck adults I guess. The “fuck adults” mindset is a big thing in this story, by the way. It’s almost like the author was projecting so hard that he wanted to kidnap and diddle kids so bad that he just hated adults since they were, I don’t know, adults. Uh, the coworker Satou has was actually her best friend? The friend she’s been with for a long time who she tells everything to but suddenly stopped when she “got a boyfriend” aka kidnap a child. Her name is Shouko. She’s actually one of the normal characters of this story. She gets worried, tries to talk to Satou, Satou says fuck you and basically walks away. They show that Shio and her brother Asahi were actually abused by their father. Shio and her mother run away while they left Asahi behind. The mother only came back to actually kill the father so Asahi could come back to her and Shio. But when Asahi does come by, His mother informs him that she, filled with grief, left Shio in an alley because she was a bad mom. Yeah. That’s the situation put bluntly. All you need to know after that is Satou killed a guy for a spare apartment, made her teacher burn the body parts, Satou’s aunt is weird. She didn’t abuse Satou at all. She was just very… weird. She had a kink of just getting beaten, I guess. Satou just turned out like that because she was just so obsessed with love and she found love by kidnapping a little girl. Normal stuff! By the end, Shouko finds out about Satou hiding this missing girl since she was helping out Asahi. Asahi and Shouko had a forced romance cause why not ya know. Satou has one of her breakdowns and basically kills Shouko. Then she “marries” Shio. At first, Shio started remembering how she got there and actually yelled at Satou for using her for her sick fantasies but then she suddenly reverses that character development and she wants to be with Satou for all eternity. Dictionary would call that Stockholm Syndrome but why should I say anything. Satou confesses that she killed someone to Shio and Shio is just okay with it? I already stated that this author is using this as an outlet to just say “HEY! I WANT TO FUCK KIDS!” but clearly he or she doesn’t know how kids act in general. They should, I dunno, seek medical help. I am so tired of this shit. Continuing, Satou tells her aunt she also killed someone and the aunt is very supportive and helps Satou out. In the montage, (yes there’s one of those here for whatever reason) and this is just a personal pet peeve, Satou is clearly shown to be disgusted by her Aunt when it was completely unjustified when she is literally helping her get out of where they live and run off with this kidnapped child? At least be more appreciative, cunt. I really hate Satou Matsuzaka. Back to the story, Asahi finds out where Shio is because his lover who he doesn’t know was killed took a picture of Shio and Satou just hugging outside and sent it to him. Which is why she was killed. Uh, Satou and Shio try to get out, Asahi is there, They run back to the elevator. Satou’s aunt starts committing arson for her niece and burns up the whole row where Satou and Shio were living. That’s right, ARSON. But you probably aren’t surprised, this shit is already fucked. Shio and Satou head to the top of the apartment complex, But Asahi followed them so, fuck you. They argue, Asahi holds back since Satou makes him think He’s hurting his little sister. Shio herself just tells him to fuck off. He gets sad, tries to get her again by convincing her that her mom and he loves her and she needs her family more than anything. She considers it, but Satou books it with her. Asahi is left with just a damaged lung since he was in smoke the whole time, the fire is getting on top. Satou and Shio decide to kill themselves, while falling, Satou says “ill see you in the afterlife” and uses herself as a pillow to save Shio. Honestly. I wanted the ending to be like “My mother abandoned me so I’LL ABANDON YOU TOO (PUSH)” from Shio finally realizing what this is. and I really wanted it to happen. But what Satou did worked, I guess, kinda. It shows the news covering what happened. Satou and Shouko were found dead. Satou’s aunt was arrested for arson. Satou’s teacher was arrested. Her coworker that was left traumatized was, left traumatized again. Asahi was shown carrying flowers to the hospital, Shio in the hospital bed, She tells him to fuck off and that she doesn’t want love cause she has already experienced it while she holds Satou’s ring and bow.
The end! Wonderful ending huh? This was so pathetic. I watched this with my S/O who thought the same. Clearly, we’re the only sensible people on this site seeing how highly praised this shit was on this site. What I’m trying to say is, don’t watch this. It isn’t good. It shouldn’t be compared to other psychological horror anime. Wasn’t even scary. This was a 12-year-old from Deviantart wet dream who’s into shipping creepypasta characters. Plus a little pedophile sprinkled in. The story was horrendous. Characters average. Sound average. Although, I liked the opening. The only good thing about this is the opening. The art of the opening is very good. That’s the only positive thing I can say about this. Don’t watch this. Please. I beg of you. Whoever enjoyed this, seek help.