TIFU by getting kinky with the birthday gift

Obligatory: This happened a week ago.

So, I (23F), on the night before my boyfriend’s (24M) birthday, I decided it would be a good idea to make receiving the birthday present a bit sexier than it normally is. Now, my boyfriend loves basketball. I mean he looooooooves it. A Chicago Bulls fan from his teens, he’s seen to it not miss a single game of theirs. But if there’s one thing he loves more than watching the game, it would be playing it.

Naturally, it was a no-brainer for me to decide on gifting him with a basketball. Now, as logical as that was, I thought it was kinda boring. So, I tried to come up with ways to spice things up a bit and ultimately settled on the following: I tied a pretty little ribbon around the ball with a bow on top. Then, I took the end of the ribbon and tied it around his “thing” while he was sleeping, on the night before his birthday. Also I added a kinky message on the ribbon. It was tight enough to not slip off but loose enough to not be painful or wake him up. I suppose it also helps matters that I used to play with his dick while we were drifting off to sleep and this contributed to his not waking up while I tied the ribbon.

My objective was pretty simple. He’d wake up, play with the gift and upon feeling a tug on his dick, he’d know I was about to subject him to the best bday bj ever. Fast forward 9 hours to when we woke up. When I saw him stir, indicating that he’d wake up soon, I sped things up by kissing him. Thanks to the tongue wrestling, he was now awake and noticed the basketball lying next to him and then looked over at me. He just stared at me for a few seconds and then suddenly grabbed me into the tightest hug ever. We stayed like that for a few minutes.

Now this is where everything went wrong – he checked the firmness of the basketball, tossed it from hand to hand and then threw it at the opposite wall, hoping to bounce it off of the wall and catch it. I can still hear his scream. The wall was pretty far away and the ribbon was clearly neither long enough nor lose enought for something like that. His erection died instantly, so did the joy from his face and the pain began to grow exponentially. There was blood…. and let’s just not go into the details of it.. Icing was not effective and at this point his penis started to swell at an alarming rate and took on a bluish purple tinge. It was at this point that I knew we had to go the ER.

I helped him get into a pair of very baggy shorts and somehow managed to get him into the car. We made it to the ER and he got looked at within 5 minutes. He was put on pain meds right away and then got wheeled away into the operating room. The doctors had worked their magic, for the operation was a success.

Now, here comes the part where I need your help. After they allowed me to see him, he would neither look at me nor talk to me. When we finally got home, he told me he was breaking up because I was a “dumb bitch”. Now, he has every right to say that. What I did was undeniably and objectively stupid. However, I do not want to lose this man. He’s the best thing thats happened to me and I cannot bear the thought of life without him. So reddit, can you help me?

TLDR: Tried to make the birthday gift experience sexy and ripped my boyfriend’s penis and now he’s going to break up with me.