It’s not because I like the smell or anything, I’m not that type of weird.

But when they take that dump and realise ‘oh fuck this smells’ and they have to leave the bathroom and look me in the eyes – that’s power.

For the rest of the time they are at my house, they are constantly anxious about the smell of their poop and it takes any stress off of me. I can do anything awkward but it won’t matter. The stench of their shit is lurking in the background, all the time.

They are my poop prisoner.